Note: They don't just have to be my away messages. This one courtesy of John Karp and be sure and check out more of his work at "The John Site" at http://thejohnsite.com

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will: yeah... this is probably the weirdest fetish i've ever seen
john: oh there are weirder
john: you are naive
will: no, i dont think there are
will: i mean, there are some really sick and disgusting ones out there
will: but at least they kinda make sense... like animal porn is still sex... what the fuck is this?
will: like i get off by seeing pictures of fully clothed people with a power sander
will: not even b/c they're doing nice woodwork with the power sander... just b/c i think it looks artistic