"I'm fulfilling the seat that was held by Strom Thurmond, which means my wife will be born next year."

-- Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), quoted by U.S. News and World Report, referring to the late senator "who at age 66 married a 22-year-old former Miss South Carolina."

via political wire
http://politicalwire.com/archives/2005/12/11/quote_of_the_day.html